queer up

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

comedycentral:

Find out which of these #BadHogwartsClasses won the House Cup on tonight’s new @midnight.

Those are my shoes, this is my life.

save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

I’m sure you hate me right now, but some day you’re going to realize I was looking out for you. I have been all along.

I fell in love with you after you fixed my phone, and before you started defusing bombs with computer viruses.

JD.